Sloppy indeed

It was karaoke night at Sloppy Joe's again. It was a wild night as I met this girl named Martha Gellhorn. She sure was a fun gal. We got up on the tables and gave the entire bar our rendition of 'A Whole New World' and this was also before we drank any alcohol. Next the night took a turn for the worse. Then me and Martha started to binge on every kind of alcohol. I'm not going to list them as I might have suffered brain damage as well as liver damage and cannot recall. We even danced the 'Twist' and the 'Mashed Potato'. We danced so much that we vomited in front of everyone as we were singing. This caused the guy next to us to throw up. Soon the guy next to him threw up and caused a chain reaction that hurled us out (pun intended) of Sloppy Joe's. There was vomit everywhere. Sloppy Joe's had to be burned down.

Above is a picture of us with some of the police that arrested us. They all happened to be asian.

Poker?

I started playing poker about a year ago, and since then, my ability to play poker has increased dramatically. Since I haven't read many good books lately, I'm going to introduce to quote a line from one of the first books written about poker, (also known as "The Bible" of poker) which has dramatically helped my game and earned me a pretty penny: Doyle Brunson's Super System. In it he quotes: "The most important thing in Hold'em, once you've mastered and an idea of what hands to play, is an aggressive approach to the game. I've never seen a top player who was a "caller". (Super System 371) After reading this book i learned that if I'm in a hand, I'm going to play as aggressively as the situation allows. Playing aggressively doesn't mean playing dumb and throwing my chips away, it's using patience and well-timed aggression to throw your opponents off their game. So if you've ever folded a pot to me, it's nothing personal, strictly business.


Works Cited

Brunson, Doyle. Doyle Brunson's Super System A Course in Power Poker. 3rd ed. Vol. 1. New York: Cardoza, 1979.

First post?

Well, i'm not too sure how this works, but i guess i should just write something here. I'll try to keep it low key, being that the prof. reading this has written several books and such. Being humble as i am, i'll try to keep my great writing skills under-cover. Just kidding; biggest is the biggest word i know.

P.S. Hope i get extra points for making a bigger font