It was karaoke night at Sloppy Joe's again. It was a wild night as I met this girl named Martha Gellhorn. She sure was a fun gal. We got up on the tables and gave the entire bar our rendition of 'A Whole New World' and this was also before we drank any alcohol. Next the night took a turn for the worse. Then me and Martha started to binge on every kind of alcohol. I'm not going to list them as I might have suffered brain damage as well as liver damage and cannot recall. We even danced the 'Twist' and the 'Mashed Potato'. We danced so much that we vomited in front of everyone as we were singing. This caused the guy next to us to throw up. Soon the guy next to him threw up and caused a chain reaction that hurled us out (pun intended) of Sloppy Joe's. There was vomit everywhere. Sloppy Joe's had to be burned down.
Above is a picture of us with some of the police that arrested us. They all happened to be asian.
